Wal*Mart apparently does not like big buttz.

He probably should have stopped filming after the second performance.

The cutest thing ever in the history of cute things.

fatty

Isn't this how it goes for all girls?

Got Pole? Yay Feminism!

Daylight savings time causes global warming

Haterade

EVEN BETTER: Stuff On My Mutt

Personally I much prefer stuff on mutts.



Especially if it's a Boston Terrier rockin' a sweet sweet sombrero.

Stuff On My Cat

Click on the picture to see more because seriously, who doesn't like stuff on cats?

You horrid little monkey

Get in shape dickhead

Cute Shit

Click on the picture for more animals being retarded.

Angst Cartoon

The Bear Necesities

Games!

3D Logic: It took me a while to beat this, but it saves what level you were at if you close it.

Bloons
More Bloons

Bloxors: Still haven't beat this.

Conquer Club: If you were ever a fan of the board game Risk.

Orisinal: A lot of really cute, time wasting games.

Smack a Bitch: I can't get past the fat, old woman.

Thirstiest Pup Everrrr

Look how bloated s/he is after!

it's my landlord, pearl

Perverse Turtles

Think of children.

This is what happens when you let someone with ADHD into a Halloween Adventure store

God Bless America

BABY'S DREAM

From Amanda.

ROCK SOLID PICK UP LINES

My friend, Bill, otherwise known as Casanova, finally wrote down all the pick up lines that have gotten him laid over and over again.

Bildo's Pick-up Lines

Here's a taste for you:

me: my you look lovely tonight
girl: aww, why thank you! that's way better than some cheesy pickup line
me: i killed my parents and ate their remains
girl: help me undo my bra

Belly Flop!!